Turnabout Dreams vr. 2

I haven't had a dream I've remembered in a long time now...

That's better than having a nightmare about David Hasselhoff and the song Jump in my Car...

I had a really bizarre dream last night

I was in a school cafeteria (not my school's though), and there was this modern art-sculpture thing that usually was supposed to hang from the wall or something, but it wasn't for some reason, so I put it back up. Then this guy I have a crush on was there for some reason, and he wanted pasta, and had a 19" dick for some reason (19" dicks seem to always work their way into my dreams <.<)
Then I borrowed this one guy's backpack and became a spy, and I spied on these two guys without being killed
It was great

That's almost as weird as the dream I had about the vampire priest who only went after little boys.

...Actually minus the vampire part that dream pretty much makes sense. Never mind~

XDDDDD
Vampire priest seems a little contradictory.... xD

Well it all made sense while I was dreaming.

As it often does.

I had a dream my grandma turned into applesauce and when I called 911 so they could fix her they said they were too busy to help. LOL WAT

...............
XDDDDDDDDDDD

I had such a weird dream that I'm wondering whether it was half-lucid or not. I would be prepared to swear it wasn't, but things were going in an awfully organized way, which is strange to my dreams.

I got home when I saw this red and black figure (Deadpool, does anyone know this Marvel character?) playing my PS2 and I procced to reading a book I had from school (which I couldn't actually read on the dream) without giving him notice, but when I look up, he's dragging me up, saying something like he wanted to try a new move, and then kicking me out the window. I live on the 14th floor, so it was represented there by a long fall. Strangely, I wasn't fearful. Suddenly, the same guy that kicked me falls too wearing a astronaut suit and saying they would arrive with a bang. There was a pool below us (but my house doesn't have a pool, actually), so we fell there unharmed, and once I'm up the water, I say: "Get off my dream, sicko." and he flies away in the aforementioned suit.

That is ...odd
Yes, that sums it up

True that.
...Then again, seeing how the character has a tendency of breaking the 4th wall, it is likely he was playing a practical April 1st joke in me or something. xD

Oh wow, I forgot all about April fools day
Ah well, kind of a dumb holiday anyways

I guess it is. Strange I didn't see much on it either.

...Well, I mean, there's the fact Gaia Online got purchased by Meowbook...
...And DeviantArt had all these troll faces spamming out of nowhere...

But other than that, it was downright normal. Nothing offline was interesting, either.

*revives thread*

I had a dream last night. I went to the movies with my friend Megan, but the theater wasn't showing the movie we wanted to see. Then we went to an arcade and played a racing game, but instead of being on a regular track, we drove the game-cars all over a Minecraft landscape. Then I was at home somehow, and Matt and Tai from Digimon were there, but for some reason I was trying to make them have sex with each other. Then I walked in on Matt naked, and he had a really massive dick, and the rest is NSFW.
...It featured deepthroating.
It was a fantasticaquemagorical dream~

LOLOLOL OH YOU

It was weird, I don't normally have sexy dreams.

I always wake up before anything good happens in my dreams =/

A few weeks ago I had a dream that all of the Republicans in the world turned into crazy Nazi's and were killing everyone. All the other political parties teamed up against them and decided the only way to stop them was to kill their leader, George W. Bush. So we hired a Samurai who proceeded to decapitate Bush.

Last night I had a similar dream. All the Christians turned into Nazis and were killing everyone by pouring acid on them except for a select group of people (which included me somehow). So me and some other people decided to fight back and suddenly the dream went Harry Potter because we were fighting them with wands.

What is my mind.

I love your mind. Clearly you have some deep-seated Nazi problems.
Are you Jewish, Homosexual, and/or Romani?


Strangely enough, I had another sexy dream last night.
...About myself being uncircumcised.
It was interesting.
It was probably due to the fact that I read something recently about almost all of the most sensitive nerve cells are removed through circumcision and this causes uncut guys to be about five times more sensitive.
Now I'm jealous. ;_;

Vaginas are ten times more sensitive than any penis. Get one of those installed and you won't regret it.

Hmm. No thank you.

Fifty percent off?

Vagina.

Also let me know vagina if you dream about VAGINAS vaginas tonight, by any vagina chance. Vagina.

I'll take a vagina if I can buy an uncircumcised penis along with it.
Then I'd have two dicks and a vagina.
That'd be cool.

Crooked wrote:Also let me know vagina if you dream about VAGINAS vaginas tonight, by any vagina chance. Vagina.

**vaginae

Actually in my dream there was a super-hung hermaphrodite. But I don't think he had a vag.
...just breasts for some reason.
I think my subconscious is bi.

Riu wrote:I'll take a vagina if I can buy an uncircumcised penis along with it.
Then I'd have two dicks and a vagina.
That'd be cool.

Actually I really feel like that wouldn't be cool. In fact it would be quite terrifying.