Deux Ex Machina

Err, hope I spelled "Deux Ex Machina" right....
This RP you have to include a random plot twist in every post. EX: Mary: I love you bob Bob: I AM GAY
Horrible example.....
So I'll start:
Riu: YAY! IT's A NEW DAY, and I'm feeling great!
Random bystander: THE WORLD'S BEING DESTROYED!

Peraon: Oh noes, the world's being destroyed!
Another person: Here comes Captain Underpants to save the day!

Random person: Look up into the sky. It's a bird.
Random person 2: It's a plane!
Random person 3: It's an egg-salad sandwich.
Random person 4: No! It's Captain Underpants.

Then a plane randomly crashes into Captain Underpants mid-flight!
George: Uh-oh!
Harold: Here we go again!

Riu: THIS IS MADNESS!
Phoenix Wright: NO RIU! THIS. IS. SPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDA- *gets shot by De Killer*
Riu: was that the plot twist?
Uir: NO! THE PLOT TWIST IS THAT IMMA GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD!

Person: But you can't destroy the world! I love you, Uir.
Rose_Lida: The plot thickens.

Uir: BUT WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER! BECAUSE IMMA GAY!
Riu: We all knew that.
Uir: Err, AND I AM A HERMAPHRODITE!

Peron: That is just fabulous! I'm a hermaphrodite, too!

George: Hello. We're dying over here.
Harold: Good thing I'm really a robot.

Riu: I SAVED THE WORLD!
World: *expoldes*

George: OMG! I'm Dead!!!
Harold: I'm still alive because I'm a robot. Haha! I have a jet pack.

Devil: Delicious EVIL! Now I shall repair the earth and take it over! God has no power now.
God: What do you mean?
Devil: If you try to save the world from my wrath, I'll tell the world all about how you raped me.
God: You WOULDN'T!
Devil: Try me!
*world repairs*

Devil: *turns into Minamoto* *gets out megaphone* ATTANTION ALL YOCTOGRAMS! GOD RAEPED ME!!!
Everyone: *is dead because world exploded*
God: *points and laughs*

Devil: I guess the stage is set for...THE ULTIMATE FIGHT! Whoever wins claims the eternal souls of all these people.
Jesus: There's no need to resort to violence to solve your problems.
God: SHUT UP, JESUS! I've been waiting to give this guy a knuckle sandwich for hundreds of Millenniums.
Jesus: But God! *dematerializes*
God: So, where were we?

Devil: I was about to beast you on mah violin! *plays "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"*
God: But can you beat this? There will be light! *sun flicks off*
God: ...That wasn't supposed to happen.

Devil: Mwahahahahahah!!! Who's laughing now, God?
God: Grr...I'll show you, Devil. *Pulls out a Guitar Hero Control and plays One on Expert Mode. * BEAT THAT!!!
Devil: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!

George: How come everyone says everything with three exclamation points? One should be enough.
Harold: Shhh!!! I'm watching this.

Riu:..............................WTF
Uir: *starts kissing Riu*
Riu: *shrugs and returns kiss*
Uir: *begins removing clothing and....
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Riu: wow..... That was faboulous!
......The plot twist?
we weren't having sex XD
God: ......................................okay thats it your going to hell
Devil: I DONT WANT HIM!

*on the top of a nearbly hill, looks down to God, Devil, Riu and Uir, smiling*

Aliucon: Hahaha. My plan of making Riu being purged by his sins with the Devil refusing him is proceding smoothly. Everything in this conflict had let to this forced redemption of my comrade! *chuckles longly*

*meanwhile, on top of another bigger hill, almost a mountain*

Sigfried: Hahaha. My plan of making my brother think he has a plan to save one of his friends is proceding smoothly. When Riu's free from his sins and the Devil dissapears, I shall dramatically kidnap him and sacrifice him to one of the many satanic cults I take part of. *chuckles longly*

Meanwhile, on Mt. Kilimanjaro...

Rose_Lida: Muahahahaha! My plan on letting Sigfried think he can capture Riu is turning out perfectly. Once he snatches him to join his cult, I will pull off a daring escape!
*chuckles longly*
Meanwhile, on top of Mt. Everest...

Adil_Esor: Yes, save Riu. Then, I shall steal him and turn him into my mind slave.
*chuckles longer*

Meanwhile, on a spaceship, an old enemy watches the scene between God and the Devil smirking.

Odrac: My plan of making everyone my associate's mind slave is proceding smoothly, starting from that idiot of Riu. Once I gain control of him, I'll now where T.H.U.G's secret base is, and consequently destroy it, eliminating the chance of hugs to spread again throught the world and making everybody my own slaves. *diabolic laughter*

While he laughed, some penguins watching the scene took some notes and one of them dialed the number "999" on a cellphone.

"Quick! We must send word to God of all this madness! Glad he knew something fishy was going on right from the start!", one of them exclaimed, in a hurry.

"You think everything is fishy," the man at the other end of the line said. "it's always about fish with you. You're so absorbed in fish, you don't even realize I love you."

Riu: *is on mars* *chuckles* ha-ha I have let Odrac beleive that he will make me his mind slave, but once he does I will kidnapp myself and turn myself into my own mind slave!!!!
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Riu: ......................................wait, what?

CAT: *On Pluto* *Is also Riu under an alias* BWUHAHAHAHA!! I've let that fool Riu, who is also me, believe that he can kidanp himself and turn himself into his own mind slave, but I will kidnap him and make him, who is also me, into my own mind slave!
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CAT/Riu: ...........perhaps that won't work

Riu: *meanwhile on pluto* *opens mouth to rant evil plots* OH NO I CANt BREATH IN SPACE *Dies*