Random RP

He looked down at his watch and frowned. His ride was late again. The man looked around for a little bit and looked down at his watch again. He scowled and thought, That does it. If my ride is late one more time, I'll have them make up the difference of the money I will be docked for not showing up to work on time. Then, the doorbell rang. The man sighed and opened the door.
"Who are you?" he asked. ((This is your cue.))

BLAHRG

"Why hello, you must be the Big Lazy Angry Hairy Raping Group. Please do come in, and wipe your wafers on the carpet!"

"There's a meeting today?!" the man asked, shocked.

"No," replied the Big Lazy Angry Hairy Raping Group. They shut the door.

((You're not gonna get much further if me and Riu are the only players ))

((Yeah...I noticed. Come on, people. This is absolute RANDOMNESS, here.))

The girl was getting bored. It was a very bad sign. She was in her room, with as many dolls and play things as a 7-year old girl would ever want in her whole life and even so she was getting bored. Probably because he wasn't there. What the heck of an idea was to choose him as something like a babysitter...

Not that he was bad. In fact, it was the complete opposite. But...

"It's getting late, you know", she stated, scowling with her scarlet penetrating eyes at a young and very thin man sit right beside her in the bed. The man started to sweat bullets. The girl was a total brute when she got angry. But of course, that wasn't the worse. If she ever got to crying...

The man tembled in fear, just thinking about what would happen, and trying to dogde from the girl's scowl.

((Thanks, Aliucon.))

Suddenly, there were police sirens as the party next door was getting crashed by the police.
"How could they have a party without inviting me?" one of the officers complained.
'Let's arrest all of them!" another cop said enthusiastically.
"That's your answer to everything..." the first officer griped.

((Eh, no need to thank me. xD))

"Hmm? Is it him?", the girl had suddently perked up, but her happiness plummeted when a medium-sized horse robot entered the room, with a couple of letters stuck on where the mouth should be. The man sit beside her stood up immediately and tried to reach the cards, but the girl was faster and took them first. The first letter had a red seal with the Grim Heaper imprinted on it.

"Another King Of Fighters invitation?" she complained, ripping it off without thinking twice and moving on to the next one. "An automatic message...from father's night club? Butler, read it for me.", she said, handing the card over to him. The butler sighed in relief. Glad the girl didn't know how to read properly yet. That's what one gets for spoiling her daughter to the bone and almost never leaving her go out of the mansion.
"It says here that...oh no, the place is being raid by the police!"
"What? Why?"
He continued to read the letter without uttering a word. Then, he thrown it aside.
"I gotta go, Isadora. Stay still. And please, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T CRY! It's just a matter of minutes!", he added, as he moved through the open door and slammed it closed.

"Mwahahaha! They're BUSTED!" a cop screamed, pumping his fists in the air.
"I believe you are making a huge mistake. There was no wild partying. We're all adults, here," said the girl's father.
"What's that? I could hear you over our VICTORY DANCE!!!"

"Kaoro! Wake up!", a voice echoed on the little room, and a loud "SMACK" followed just after. The room was extremely dark, so it was impossible to see anything.
"What the heck are you doing, Mark!? You should be with..."
"Forget her! We got an emergency! Call our particular agents. A stir has been raised at His place. The police rode in and..."
"Wait...Him?? What are those cops thinking??"
"Now you got it? C'mon, let's move!"
Strong steps were heard and yet another door was closed with a loud slam.

Isadora fell over her knees and moved her eyes hastily over the entire room, searching for someone, but without finding anyone.
"I'm feeling lonely..."

Then, a random dog ran up to the girl and started licking her in the face.

Aliucon wrote:She was in her room, with as many dolls and play things as a 7-year old girl would ever want in her whole life

:lana:

Rose_Lida wrote:((Thanks, Aliucon.))

Suddenly, there were police sirens as the party next door was getting crashed by the police.
"How could they have a party without inviting me?" one of the officers complained.
'Let's arrest all of them!" another cop said enthusiastically.
"That's your answer to everything..." the first officer griped.

((Did you get that idea from Spongebob?))

((Aliucon is cool for making references to TWEWY and King Of Fighters))

The dog turned into an ice cream wafer and sang in Chinese, so the girl kicked a toothbrush into the dirty pond.

Meanwhile, the agents Alan Dunway and Wesley Lambert were having chocolate cake at Nintedosaiyan's house when a bell rang.
"Damnit, that's the alarm!", Alan exclaimed, jumping off the chair and hastily grabbing Wesley's arms to drag him out, while he desperately tried to eat the rest of the chocolate cake.
"Hey, calm down, Alan!", he tried to say, but couldn't because his face was stuffed.
"No way of calming down. They never ring the alarm unless something terrible happens! And it's probably the Mayor trying to open a bottle of pickles again, not succeding. You know what that is? A NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUE!", he shouted, as he opened their car's right door and throwed his partner inside, just then going around to the left door and entering the car, turning it on and stomping the accelerator.

After cleaning up the ice cream mess at her room, Isadora got the pile of ice cream and some clay, to make some little clay soldiers and play around with them. They created life. As the girl screamed in fear, the clay soldiers moved her bed and opened a closed hole under it...

...Rain came out of the hole and screamed...

And the hole was sucking the girl in.

It tasted of Italy

The hole did suck the girl in. It was a wormhole that would randomly take her to the future. More specifically, 2 years and 171 days in the future. In this age, the trolls have dominated the world and are preparing for the inevitable apocalypse that they believe it will happen in 12/12/12 for some reason.



Isadora, feeling like she's just been shook violently around in a mixer, struggles on her feet, just to meet eyes with... you.

I don't understand anything anymore... and everything in the thread sounds dirty right now.

I guess we need moar random in here, then.

God sorry ignore that and carry on.

Dear lord, I love you so much right now, Ema!

So, having just been thrown in a random world, Isadora is witness of a couple, talking about something she didn't really understand. What she DID know was that the guy said that she loved the girl in the end, and that spurred her matchmaking instincts immediately.

"Mr., if you like this 'Ema' so much, you must be special someones." She said, the idea giving her a jolt of pleasure. "You guys should totally marry soon!"