In Soviet Russia..

In Soviet Russia, thread eggo the lame is.

In Soviet Russia, lame your face is.

In Soviet Russia, face doesn't care about lame me.

In Soviet Russia, socks eat dryers.

In Soviet Russia, paper prints printers

In Soviet Russia, pillages attack pirates.

In Soviet Russia, pirates are better than ninjas

In Soviet Russia, birthdays celebrate you.

(YAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW)

In Soviet Russia, kites fly you.

(I know, right? xD)

In Soviet Russia, dogs walk you (though my dog already does that xD).

In soviet russia, children rape pedophiles

In Soviet Russia, ninjas are better than pirates.

(I said that xD)

In Soviet Russia, ashes rise from the phoenix

(No, you falsely said that ninjas were better than pirates, AND IT IS FALSE. I had to correct you.)

In Soviet Russia, weed smokes people.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... But ninjas are better!

In Soviet Russia, fiance is Whip's Caleb

In soviet russia, brains eat ema!

In Socviet Russia, wanks Riu!

In soviet russia:
This

In soviet russia, a barrel roll does you!

In Soviet Russia, a somersault tries you

In soviet russia, Turtles like zombies kids

That was so random...

In Soviet Russia, my birthday was it

In soviet russia, Sasuke rapes Naruto

In Soviet Russia, a big surprise has Princess Yukiko!

....what?
In soviet russia, nipples shitting dicks