Corrupt a wish game

Granted... but its laced with vodka.

I wish that someone would read my newest fic that I just barely barely posted.

Granted, but you shoudn't promote your fics everywhere xD

I wish I wouldn't live in germany

xD
But it's Phoenix Wright mixed with Monty Python! xDDD

Granted, but... ... um... instead you live in UTAH. WHICH IS A DROLL DROLL PLACE.

I wish that I lived in Germany. xD;

Granted, but germany is BOOOOOORING

I wish..um.. I had more money x_x

Um, granted... BUT IT'S THE ROOT OF EVIL... AND DAHLIA RISES FROM THE DEAD.

... I wish I had more money...

Granted, but you get corrupted by its power, therefore not being as much loved as before...poor girl. x_x

I wish I had a perfect shooting aim. XD

Granted, but you shouldn't shoot anything >>

I wish I didn't have to take this disgusting medicine oO

Granted, but then you have to take three other alternative ones regularly, though they are not as disgusting.

I wish Wunder had a sudden outburst of insanity inspiration to make fics. XD

Granted, but...um.. I can't corrupt this one XD

I wish it was summer, so I had 6 weeks vacation xD

Um... granted, BUT... ... you have no way to escape the heat of the summer?

... I wish it was easier to decide what CDs to get for my b-day. =D

Granted, but then you'd have nothing to think about

I wish I had b-day earlier ^^

Granted, but... um... no idea...

I wish the Euro and Dollar were more evenly matched (xD, no one else does... at least most of the people on here)

Granted, but then everything would be more expensive..

I wish it was friday

But ordering from Germany wouldn't be as costly if they were closer.

Granted, but... ... ... ... damn, I'm bad at this. xDD

I wish that... I had the newest version of Photoshop

Granted, but....uh.. I want it too <<

I wish I had any version of photoshop

Granted, but as soon as you try to install it, the Blue Screen of Death appears.

I wish everytime I objected, a pointy ballon with the word "Objection!!" appeared. XDD

(Aw, but Aliucon, I was gonna give her a version from like... 1988! xD)

Granted, but it pokes your eyes out xD

I wish that I could play the violin ... like, at the level I'd be if I hadn't quit

Granted, but.. argh screw it, your wishes are weird xD

I wish I had this one song x__x

xDDDDDD

What one song? o.o

uh..
I wish I had every song from Taio Cruz XDD

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:(Aw, but Aliucon, I was gonna give her a version from like... 1988! xD)

Sorry, then. XDD

Um, well... you uh... Dahlia is who delivers all those songs... I guess...

I wish my house would clean itself... xD

Granted, but you should move yourself and clean it XD

I wish I wasn't that lazy xD

Granted, but then you become hiperactive and often gets tired quickly.

I wish my physical appearance was better than it is... x_x

Granted, but you lose your looks at 30

I wish that I had like... $1,000 to buy CDs with xD